Mike and I are heading off to have a paternity year with Lilly Philips. We heard after having sex with 1027 men in 24 hours that she’s pregnant. Obliviously Hennessy here got tested but now needs to prove in court that despite being number 469, he’s not actually black and therefore not the father.
JK. We are going to CPAC. Anything we should do, people we should interview etc while there? Let me know if any of you are going and I’ll make sure to meet up
Let’s go. The designer of Joy Villas 2016 MAGA dress. We love it lol. Sarah my new journalist epic
Meet Sarah Stock, the newest journalist for VigilantNews.com and slightlyoffensive.com - happy to have her on my team. -NoticerIAm
I want to make a coworker suffer through midgets dancing to falsetto that used to be on every show. Where is the source??
