The actor who plays the President of Ukraine is in Washington DC as we speak and is about to cash out on another 47 billion dollars of taxpayer money! But that's chump change when you see what else we are spending money on, including millions on a Michelle Obama Trail, $200 Million to help Pakistanis learn about gay stuff and women, and so many more valuable endeavors. We are also looking at some new bikinis for the morbidly obese
Let’s go. The designer of Joy Villas 2016 MAGA dress. We love it lol. Sarah my new journalist epic
Meet Sarah Stock, the newest journalist for VigilantNews.com and slightlyoffensive.com - happy to have her on my team. -NoticerIAm
Mike and I are heading off to have a paternity year with Lilly Philips. We heard after having sex with 1027 men in 24 hours that she’s pregnant. Obliviously Hennessy here got tested but now needs to prove in court that despite being number 469, he’s not actually black and therefore not the father.
JK. We are going to CPAC. Anything we should do, people we should interview etc while there? Let me know if any of you are going and I’ll make sure to meet up
